Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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