dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
