i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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