Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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