He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was born a porn star she said
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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