i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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