Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She bit a glass in half.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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