I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i think my cat just said my name.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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