So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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