I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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