i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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