Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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