these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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