Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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