Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
3pm strippers are depressing
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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