We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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