I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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