is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ttyl tear gas
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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