i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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