she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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