the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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