Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
