i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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