You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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