I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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