Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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