He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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