pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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