People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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