Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"it" just moved
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
