ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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