I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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