Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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