Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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