Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it was like eating out sand paper
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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