Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The uberlube is also flammable
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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