im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
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