i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
