BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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