Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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