So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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