A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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