And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Randomize
