i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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