You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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