just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Fuck appropriateness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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