im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm both gender and math confused
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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