Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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