i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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