if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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