Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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