Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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